This Week in Fatherhood

"This Week in Fatherhood" publicizes and celebrates fathers across the globe. We laugh at their foibles, chuckle at their misfortune, and remind ourselves that there are no prerequisites to fatherhood. Let us all learn from their idiocy.

• If you're that concerned about his mom stealing money, cut off her hands, don't make the kid suffer.
• Sometimes, if your kid doesn't want to eat his vegtables, you have to just let him have his way.
• There are eight rules to "Fight Club." The little-known ninth rule? No tasers at fight club.
• "The story is about a father who tries to save his daughter from zombies." What right-minded father wouldn't? (third item down)