Really? Kids Do This?

Part of my becoming a parent includes a bit of toughening up. While I know that I won't be able to prepare for every conceivable scenario, there are a few things I know that I can get ready to face: vomiting, spitting up, uncontrollable peeing, pooping, uncontrollable pooping, crying, screaming, spilling, convulsing, kicking, biting, clawing, pinching, throwing, hitting, frowning, but one that hadn't crossed my mind was publicly masturbating.

Is that even covered in The Worst Case Scenario Handbook?

So much to learn, so many surprises.