The Best Show on Television

Between work and moving preparations, there hasn't been much time to write lately. I do want to state, definitely and for the record, that the greatest show on television, ever, is "America's Funniest Home Videos." Apologies to the Lears, Wheadons, Abrams, and Burrows of the world, but AFV (as us insiders call it), is the finest show, ever. I am not kidding.

Here is one of my favorite baby-related clips from AFV. It is awesome in so many ways, I feel compelled to count them.

1. It's babies laughing! In unison!
2. All the babies are bald
3. The "this isn't as funny as everyone else thinks it is" look on the poor mother's face
4. The baby in the lower left (or, as I call him, Baby 7pm) simultaneously laughing and thumbsucking
5. This clip won $10,000, which, collectively, should get this family about four weeks worth of diapers