This Week in Fatherhood

"This Week in Fatherhood" publicizes and celebrates fathers across the globe. We laugh at their foibles, chuckle at their misfortune, and remind ourselves that there are no prerequisites to fatherhood. Let us all learn from their idiocy.

• If you're enough of a jackass to beat a three-month old, you're probably enough of a jackass to think you can fool anyone with a lame cover story.
• Get used to it - if your wife, or girlfriend, or ex-girlfriend is pregnant, you will be reduced to a punching bag.
• Nothing good ever happens in a basement.